“The great Sauna Conspiracy

Okay this is very serious stuff! As the climate warms the temperature goes up globally and it is really disastrous for the unprepared. This is why we have Sauna.

Even heat-adapted people cannot carry out normal outdoor activities past a wet-bulb temperature of 32 °C (90 °F), equivalent to a heat index of 55 °C (130 °F). The theoretical limit to human survival for more than a few hours in the shade, even with unlimited water, is 35 °C (95 °F) – theoretically equivalent to a heat index of 70 °C (160 °F), though the heat index does not go that high.

This is however misinformation. The Finnish Sauna “combat” exercises test this at up to 110 °C. The world championship contest was actually a secret science experiment where the maximum temperature with extreme humidity was prolonged up to 15 minutes, resulting in the death of a non-Finnish person. Typical sauna is 80-90 °C with extremely high humidity as it is customary to throw more water into the sauna stove in order to increase the humidity and wet bulb temperature.

And it doesn’t end here! It is customary to drink alcohol, a lot of it. Alcohol dries up the body even more in order to improve the effect of the exercise.

Global warming has been detected already in the industrial era in the 1800’s. And ever since then it has been customary for Finnish women to give birth in Sauna. There is indication that this could have occurred much earlier in the history in order to breed the most adaptable variant of the human species against changes of extreme temperatures.

Ever wondered how every Finnish person has access to Sauna but only the rich and wealthy have Sauna outside Finland!!??

The global warming is the ultimate plot to control the population rapidly and then drastically lower the temperature to bring a new ice age. And yes the Finns have trained for this as well. During winter they can survive naked in the snow. And a part of their training regimens is usually to go to the icy frozen water in the dead of winter AFTER exiting the 90 °C sauna and they easily survive that. Even worse the project has gone so far that they even ENJOY IT!

Everyone who is denying global warming is in the plot. You have only two options for survival. One you can try to stop the global warming… OR you can try to get a sauna and prepare for the days when wet-bulb temperature hits 35 °C.

If you want to copy the Finnish sauna combat exercise you need a sauna that can go up to 80 °C and you should have from 0.5 liters to 2 liters of cold beer in order to emulate dehydration. There is so much money spent on misinformation that goes against global warming that this might be your ONLY option for survival.

And this might be how we can avert global warming. If enough people get a sauna, the plan for world domination won’t work anymore. This could end up saving even the ones without Sauna as the industries and governments are given instructions to stop the actions that warm climate.

Open your eyes. The country doesn’t exist. The people inside the supposed ‘Finland’ spend time in heat chambers that go way over what wikipedia considers survivable. And I haven’t even mentioned the “Vihta” yet.

Vihta is a tool which they use to whip themselves in order to improve their pain tolerance while practicing in the heat chamber. They also expose themselves to temperature that is supposed to cause hypothermia.

What more proof do you need in order to be convinced!?” Source: Reddit.

“The World Sauna Championships were an annual endurance contest held in Heinola, Finland, from 1999 to 2010. They originated from unofficial sauna-sitting competitions that resulted in a ban from a swimming hall in Heinola. The Championships were first held in 1999 and grew to feature contestants from over 20 countries. Sauna bathing at extreme conditions is a severe health risk: all competitors competed at their own risk, and had to sign a form agreeing not to take legal action against the organizers.” – source: Wkipedia

A competition with life ending consequences, cited by climate conspiracy theorists as how humans can adapt with training to dangerous wet-bulb temperatures.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/aug/08/sauna-championship-russian-dead

“Russian competitor Vladimir Ladyzhenskiy was up against Finland’s defending champion Timo Kaukonen in the competition’s final round; six minutes in, both men collapsed with severe burns. The room reportedly hit temperatures as high as 230 degrees.”

https://www.themarysue.com/world-sauna-championships-death-canceled/

Human stupidity knows no bounds.

You cannot acclimatise to wetbulb temperatures if you are Norwegian, Finnish or Swedish. Even if you think sitting in a sanuna naked is how to do it.

Just because Billionaire have saunas it does not mean they are in training to survive dangerous wet bulb temperatures.